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On a Saturday afternoon, in Washington, D.C., an aide to House Speaker Nancy
Pelosi visited the Bishop of the Catholic cathedral in D.C.
He told the
Cardinal that Nancy Pelosi would be attending the next day's Mass, and he asked
if the Cardinal would kindly point out Pelosi to the congregation and say a few
words that would include calling Pelosi a saint.
The Cardinal
replied, "No, I don't
really like the woman, and there are issues of conflict with the Catholic
Church over certain of Pelosi's views."
Pelosi's aide
then said, "Look, I'll write a check here and
now for a donation of $100,000 to your church if you'll just tell the
congregation you see Pelosi as a saint."
The Cardinal thought about it and said,
"Well, the church can use the money, so I'll work your request into tomorrow's
sermon."
As Pelosi's aide promised, House Speaker Pelosi appeared for the Sunday
worship and seated herself prominently at the forward left side of the center aisle.
As promised, at the start of his sermon, the Cardinal pointed out that
Speaker Pelosi was present.
The Cardinal went on to explain to the congregation,
"While
Speaker
Pelosi's presence is probably an honor to some, the woman
is not numbered among my personal favorite personages.
Some of her most egregious views are contrary to tenets of the Church, and
she tends to flip-flop on many other issues.
Nancy Pelosi is a petty,
self-absorbed hypocrite,
a thumb sucker, and a nit-wit.
Nancy Pelosi is also a serial
liar, a cheat, and a thief.
I must say, Nancy Pelosi is the worst example of a
Catholic I have ever personally witnessed.
She married for money and is using her wealth to lie to the American people.
She also has a reputation for shirking her
Representative
obligations both in Washington, and in California.
The woman is simply not
to be trusted."
The Cardinal
concluded, "But, when compared with President Obama, House Speaker Pelosi is a
saint."

eM-9/4/10
9/2/2011