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The Blonde
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THE BLONDE AND THE LORD
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She'd seen many books on the
subject,
and finally getting all the necessary tools
together, she made for the ice.
After positioning her comfy footstool, she
started to make a circular
cut in the ice. Suddenly, from the sky, a
voice boomed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
Startled, the blonde moved further down the
ice, poured a thermos of
cappuccino, and began to cut yet another
hole. Again from the heavens
the voice bellowed,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
The blonde, now worried, moved away, clear
down to the opposite end of
the ice. She set up her stool once more and
tried again to cut her hole.
The voice came once more,
"THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE!"
She stopped, looked skyward! and said,
"IS THAT YOU LORD?"
The voice replied,
"NO, THIS IS THE MANAGER OF THE HOCKEY
RINK!"
eM-1/19/12
2/7/2012